Remember If You Give a Moose a Muffin? That author now has:
If You Give a ______ a _______.
Insert: Mouse, Pig; Cookie, Pancake.
Additionally:
If You Take a Mouse to _______.
Insert: the Movies, School.
I’ve spent a few work days reading the adventures of these diabetic, passive-aggressive mammals. (Insight: the books could be avoided by injecting animal abuse and salad).
I’ll make my fortune by ripping off this series. Instead of binge-eating rodents, my books will feature self-esteem boosters for teenage girls. Proposed titles:
If You Give a/n ______ a ______.
Insert: Anorexic, Bulimic; Cookie, Muffin.
If You Take a Nerd to ______.
Insert: Prom, the Movies, etc.
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